Funny pirates live on the deep blue sea. They sail on a very big ship.
This ship is not gray or brown. It is painted bright pink and yellow.
The ship has a name. It is called the Giggling Gull. The sails are made of soft blankets.
The pirates do not wear scary clothes. They wear hats with big polka dots.
Some pirates even wear socks that do not match. One sock is blue and the other is orange.
The captain of the ship is very kind. He has a big red beard made of soft yarn.
He likes to tell jokes to all his friends. The pirates laugh until their bellies hurt.
Most pirates look for gold and silver. These funny pirates look for yummy snacks.
They want to find a treasure chest. But they want it to be full of chocolate cookies.
The pirates have a pet bird on the ship. The bird is a bright green parrot.
The parrot does not say "Ahoy" or "Matey." The parrot says "Hello, let us dance!"
Every day, the pirates play games on the deck. They like to play hide and seek behind the barrels.
They also like to have races. They use little rubber ducks in the water.
Funny pirates do not like to fight or yell. They like to sing loud and happy songs.
They play music on drums and tiny guitars. The ocean fish come to watch them play.
Life on a silly pirate ship is never boring. There is always a lot of fun and laughter.
When the sun goes down, the pirates get sleepy. They go to sleep in soft, fuzzy beds.
They dream about their next big snack. Being a funny pirate is a very good job.
It is fun to live on the Giggling Gull. The waves rock the ship like a giant cradle.
The pirates hug their teddy bears at night. They wait for the sun to come up again.
Tomorrow will be another day for jokes. The silly pirates are the happiest on the sea.
